Such a stupid, stupid boy.

We've similar festivities in some regions of my own world. Most attribute it to the god of light, Avo, but I can say from personal experience that Winter, itself, is cause enough to cause people to huddle together to feast and share warmth by the fire. I for one could throw quite a party at this time. Rich, decadent foods ( Read more... )

Clearly, this is where rich men must go in the afterlife. A veritable Valhalla of beautiful people, extravagant food, elegant architecture, and shopping that only the greediest can afford. Really, who's to say the Aristocracy is dead?

[Private to Merlin]

You've hardly uttered the word 'no' once since we've arrived here, and I'm beginning to think ( Read more... )

[Reaver is seated at a table in the library, it looks like. Without angry little people to leap out of the shadows and throttle people for manhandling the books, it seems like a safer place to laze about and avoid doing anything productive whatsoever. He's reclining, booted feet resting on the table while he appears to be leafing through a copy of ( Read more... )

[And here is Reaver, reclining lazily on his cot in Level Zero looking just as pleased as punch if not a little bored, which is really no change from how he usually is. His jacket and vest have been folded to serve as a pillow, which honestly works out quite well considering how fluffy the collar on his coat is.]

Well, it's hardly the royal suite, ( Read more... )

[There is an audible clatter as the journal kicks on, the camera showing it is on its side, just as it seems that Reaver is toppling onto the floor next to a bed that is most definitely not his own. There is an angry dog barking in the background as he appears to be pulling his clothes on (the angle thankfully obscuring any particularly scandalous ( Read more... )

This is by far the most boring pantheon of gods I've ever encountered. And the rituals! Pithy.

All of this talk of sacrifices and blood and unpleasantness and not one orgy?

For shame! What are you people doing with your divinity if not having sex with everything in the cosmos? 

[Reaver is enjoying himself in port thanks in large part to his kind chaperone. If you were doubting this, please refer to the siren giggles and foreign speech in the background of what seems like an otherwise quiet area -- likely indoors, as he speaks.]

I could grow accustomed to this rather easily, I should think. Tell me all the stops are as ( Read more... )